My name is Tim. I'm a left-handed bluegreen-eyed redhead. Based onwhat I know about recessive traits, I probably shouldn'texist.I can best be described as a series of contradictions and moralambiguities. I go out of my way to eat well and exercise, I avoidprocessed foods and corn syrup, yet I have no qualms about stuffingmy body with myriad substances of dubious legality. I'm disgustedby cigarettes but addicted to hookah. I loathe suburbia and carculture, but I have an overly romanticized infatuation with longroad trips. My humor is bitingly sarcastic and cynical, but behindit all I'm a genuinely satisfied and optimistic person. I don'tlike the word feminist, but until we think of a better term I'llproudly identify as one. I love Duck Rillettes & Scotch as muchas I love Peanut Butter on a spoon & milk. I live cheaply so Ican afford to eat extravagantly. I dress down to formal occasionsand wear suits to basement parties. I'm a minimalist who hoardsdigitally. I'm a music snob with a soft spot for Katy Perry; abartender who hates shots; a computer nerd masquerading as anartist.
28 yr. old, Men Seeking Both
October 6 2013 on OKCupid.com